Thank you @BradBurns!! You know, there’s already an open issue about this error with many SASS variables. Here’s the link: https://github.com/driftyco/ionic/issues/9465 (We were not wrong!).
Great find, Cristian! Thanks for the link. Also, it’s always good to know I’m not crazy and the issue does actually exist haha. 
LOL! Very funny @BradBurns haha.